{"id":2816,"date":"2003-05-10T12:01:34","date_gmt":"2003-05-10T12:01:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/?p=2816"},"modified":"2003-05-10T12:01:34","modified_gmt":"2003-05-10T12:01:34","slug":"six_monkeys_sit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/?p=2816","title":{"rendered":"Six Monkeys Sit Down at a Computer"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Posted without comment, but lots of chuckling.<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><strong>Monkeys-s-s Typing Is-s a Mess-s-s <\/strong><\/p>\n<p>By THE ASSOCIATED PRESS <\/p>\n<p>ONDON, May 9 (AP) &#8212; Give an infinite number of monkeys an infinite number of typewriters, the theory goes, and they will eventually produce the complete works of Shakespeare. <\/p>\n<p>Give six monkeys one computer for a month, and they will make a mess. <\/p>\n<p>Researchers at Plymouth University in England reported this week that monkeys left alone with a computer failed to produce a single word. <\/p>\n<p>&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Another thing they were interested in was in defecating and urinating all over the keyboard,&#8221; Mr. Phillips added. [<a href=\"http:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2003\/05\/10\/international\/europe\/10MONK.html\">New York Times<\/a>]<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Posted without comment, but lots of chuckling. Monkeys-s-s Typing Is-s a Mess-s-s By THE ASSOCIATED PRESS ONDON, May 9 (AP) &#8212; Give an infinite number of monkeys an infinite number of typewriters, the theory goes, and they will eventually produce the complete works of Shakespeare. Give six monkeys one computer for a month, and they [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2816","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2816","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2816"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2816\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2816"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2816"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2816"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}