{"id":2837,"date":"2003-05-14T17:00:22","date_gmt":"2003-05-14T17:00:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/?p=2837"},"modified":"2003-05-14T17:00:22","modified_gmt":"2003-05-14T17:00:22","slug":"yet_another_the","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/?p=2837","title":{"rendered":"Yet Another &#8216;There&#8217;s Everything on the Internet&#8217; Moment"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Do you enjoy a good drink?  Like to pound down a few after work at the local watering hole?  What about those times when you overdid it.  Did you ever ran from the room to let out a nice <a href=\"http:\/\/www.realbeer.com\/fun\/burps\/vomit_dictionary.php\">technicolor yawn<\/a>? Or did you excuse yourself and casually stroll to the restroom? Thanks to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.moderndrunkardmagazine.com\/issues\/03_03\/03-03_vomit_etiquette.htm\"><em>The Etiquette of Vomiting<\/em><\/a> you can know just what you should do in that situation.<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><strong>Vomiting is one of those subjects people often try to graze over when discussing drinking.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>They prefer to center on the glamorous aspects of drinking, the cerebral impairment, the fights and mishaps, the staggering around blindly and the cool hangover cures.<\/p>\n<p>But let&#8217;s face up to reality: while many a boozer likes to brag he never or rarely reverses the flow of alcohol, truth be known, even the most accomplished drinker finds occasion to vomit. Even if it&#8217;s just to make room for more booze or to impress fellow imbibers with the distance he can launch the meat loaf he had for lunch. [<a href=\"http:\/\/www.moderndrunkardmagazine.com\/issues\/03_03\/03-03_vomit_etiquette.htm\">Modern Drunkard Magazine<\/a>]<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Because if if you&#8217;re going to hurl, you might as well do it right.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Do you enjoy a good drink? Like to pound down a few after work at the local watering hole? What about those times when you overdid it. Did you ever ran from the room to let out a nice technicolor yawn? Or did you excuse yourself and casually stroll to the restroom? Thanks to The [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2837","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2837","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2837"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2837\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2837"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2837"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2837"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}