{"id":2852,"date":"2003-05-19T05:34:11","date_gmt":"2003-05-19T05:34:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/?p=2852"},"modified":"2003-05-19T05:34:11","modified_gmt":"2003-05-19T05:34:11","slug":"english_muffins","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/?p=2852","title":{"rendered":"English Muffins"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Thomas&#8217; English Muffins suck.  I recently discovered Matthew&#8217;s All-Natural English Muffins.  I&#8217;m not sure if they are a local MA thing or what, but they are SO much better. First off, you get two equal halves.  With Thomas&#8217; you end up with one half that looks nice like the picture on the package. And then you get this other half-assed half that ends up half burning in the toaster. I was just recently reminded of this because when I went to the store the other night they were out of Matthew&#8217;s, so I got Thomas&#8217;.  I&#8217;m most unthrilled.  Oh yeah, and Trader Joe&#8217;s also has their own brand of English Muffins that are pretty damn good.<\/p>\n<p>Matthew&#8217;s also makes a kickass Honey Oatmeal bread.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Thomas&#8217; English Muffins suck. I recently discovered Matthew&#8217;s All-Natural English Muffins. I&#8217;m not sure if they are a local MA thing or what, but they are SO much better. First off, you get two equal halves. With Thomas&#8217; you end up with one half that looks nice like the picture on the package. And then [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2852","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2852","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2852"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2852\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2852"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2852"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2852"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}