{"id":2892,"date":"2003-05-28T14:49:23","date_gmt":"2003-05-28T14:49:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/?p=2892"},"modified":"2003-05-28T14:49:23","modified_gmt":"2003-05-28T14:49:23","slug":"one_of_my_weird","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/?p=2892","title":{"rendered":"One of my weirder horoscopes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Thanks as usual to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.freewillastrology.com\/\">Free Will Astrology<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><strong>Scorpio (October 23-November 21)<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>In 1991, hikers in the Italian Alps discovered the largely intact body of a man who died 5,000 years ago. He&#8217;d been preserved in a glacier that had recently begun to melt. Since then, many women have asked to be given some of the iceman&#8217;s frozen sperm so that they might become pregnant by him. (The director of the museum where his body is kept has so far turned down all requests.) While I don&#8217;t recommend that you become one more seeker of this prehistoric insemination, Scorpio, I do suggest you pursue a metaphorically analogous quest in the coming weeks: Try to fertilize yourself through an intimate encounter with the past. <\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Uh. Okay.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Thanks as usual to Free Will Astrology: Scorpio (October 23-November 21) In 1991, hikers in the Italian Alps discovered the largely intact body of a man who died 5,000 years ago. He&#8217;d been preserved in a glacier that had recently begun to melt. Since then, many women have asked to be given some of the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2892","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2892","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2892"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2892\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2892"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2892"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2892"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}