{"id":290,"date":"2001-10-09T00:18:59","date_gmt":"2001-10-09T00:18:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/?p=290"},"modified":"2001-10-09T00:18:59","modified_gmt":"2001-10-09T00:18:59","slug":"purpleso_i_was","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/?p=290","title":{"rendered":"Purple?So I was watching tv"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><STRONG>Purple?<\/STRONG><br \/>So I was watching tv and saw a commercial for Heinz Ketchup.  They&#8217;ve had green ketchup for a while and I think I&#8217;ve started to get used to the idea of it, even if I think it is a little disturbing.  Now they have&#8230; funky purple ketchup.  It just looks gross.  I just couldn&#8217;t see eating anything with it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Purple?So I was watching tv and saw a commercial for Heinz Ketchup. They&#8217;ve had green ketchup for a while and I think I&#8217;ve started to get used to the idea of it, even if I think it is a little disturbing. Now they have&#8230; funky purple ketchup. It just looks gross. I just couldn&#8217;t see [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-290","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/290","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=290"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/290\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=290"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=290"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=290"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}