{"id":2900,"date":"2003-05-30T17:58:33","date_gmt":"2003-05-30T17:58:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/?p=2900"},"modified":"2003-05-30T17:58:33","modified_gmt":"2003-05-30T17:58:33","slug":"the_friday_fuck","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/?p=2900","title":{"rendered":"The Friday Fuck-All"},"content":{"rendered":"

Courtesy of Cygnoir’s Quill<\/a>, the Friday Fuck-all:<\/p>\n

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  1. Big Brother Is Watching You. Describe one event in your life you hope he missed because he was blinking.<\/strong> I only get one? There was that one time with that thing, and that other thing, and it all got tangled and it hurt.<\/li>\n
  2. In the future, people don’t have names, merely letter-number combinations. Each male has have a single consonant, followed by three numbers, and each female has a single vowel, followed by three numbers. What will your designation be?<\/strong> g666, the number of the greg.<\/li>\n
  3. Where were you and what were you doing in 1984? <\/strong> I’d just gone away to boarding school at Northfield-Mt. Hermon.<\/li>\n
  4. Improve upon Shakespeare: “O brave new world, \/ That has such ______ in’t!”<\/strong> CHEESE<\/li>\n
  5. They’re burning all the books! Which one will you memorize to pass on to future generations? <\/strong> The Monster at the End of This Book<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    Courtesy of Cygnoir’s Quill, the Friday Fuck-all: Big Brother Is Watching You. Describe one event in your life you hope he missed because he was blinking. I only get one? There was that one time with that thing, and that other thing, and it all got tangled and it hurt. In the future, people don’t […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2900","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2900","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2900"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2900\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2900"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2900"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2900"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}