{"id":2953,"date":"2003-06-18T17:24:53","date_gmt":"2003-06-18T17:24:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/?p=2953"},"modified":"2003-06-18T17:24:53","modified_gmt":"2003-06-18T17:24:53","slug":"choose","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/?p=2953","title":{"rendered":"CHOOSE!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>From <a href=\"http:\/\/www.stormwerks.com\/linked\/200306-index.html#617\">\/usr\/bin\/girl<\/a>.  A page that <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youmustchoose.com\/perl\/ymc.cgi\">asks all kinds of difficult questions<\/a>.  The one on the page right now: A lunatic is cutting off your arms. You must choose: Chainsaw or Circular Saw.  Definitely Circular, I think chainsaw would rip too much. (Note, there are lots of lame questions on this site too).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>From \/usr\/bin\/girl. A page that asks all kinds of difficult questions. The one on the page right now: A lunatic is cutting off your arms. You must choose: Chainsaw or Circular Saw. Definitely Circular, I think chainsaw would rip too much. (Note, there are lots of lame questions on this site too).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2953","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2953","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2953"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2953\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2953"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2953"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2953"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}