{"id":2955,"date":"2003-06-19T03:40:37","date_gmt":"2003-06-19T03:40:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/?p=2955"},"modified":"2003-06-19T03:40:37","modified_gmt":"2003-06-19T03:40:37","slug":"to_the_annoying","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/?p=2955","title":{"rendered":"To The Annoying Person Who Lives Under Me"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Just what the hell are you doing down there yelling random things now and then and pounding the ceiling (wall? floor? whatever.)  I&#8217;m having a hard enough time sleeping and you woke me up a while ago.  My theory is he&#8217;s actually banging on the wall to shut up a neighbor who must be noisy, because I&#8217;ll be laying in bed reading and I hear this WHAM WHAM WHAM like you&#8217;d do if someone in another apartment was making too much noise.  And since I&#8217;m making no noise (besides the sound of pages turning) it must not be me.  The yelling part is what I don&#8217;t get.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Just what the hell are you doing down there yelling random things now and then and pounding the ceiling (wall? floor? whatever.) I&#8217;m having a hard enough time sleeping and you woke me up a while ago. My theory is he&#8217;s actually banging on the wall to shut up a neighbor who must be noisy, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2955","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2955","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2955"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2955\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2955"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2955"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2955"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}