{"id":3221,"date":"2003-07-10T01:09:40","date_gmt":"2003-07-10T01:09:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/?p=3221"},"modified":"2003-07-10T01:09:40","modified_gmt":"2003-07-10T01:09:40","slug":"damn_bird","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/?p=3221","title":{"rendered":"Damn Bird"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>There&#8217;s this strange bird somewhere in my neighborhood that won&#8217;t shut up at night.  And it seems to imitate other birdcalls.  So I&#8217;ll hard loud chirp chirp, then something that sounds like a seagull, etc.  And it is on this endless loop.  I not normally one to go about killing or hurting animals, but if I could find this bird I&#8217;d tape its mouth shut.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There&#8217;s this strange bird somewhere in my neighborhood that won&#8217;t shut up at night. And it seems to imitate other birdcalls. So I&#8217;ll hard loud chirp chirp, then something that sounds like a seagull, etc. And it is on this endless loop. I not normally one to go about killing or hurting animals, but if [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3221","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3221","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3221"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3221\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3221"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3221"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3221"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}