{"id":3234,"date":"2003-07-13T10:33:52","date_gmt":"2003-07-13T10:33:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/?p=3234"},"modified":"2003-07-13T10:33:52","modified_gmt":"2003-07-13T10:33:52","slug":"i_rule_the_worl","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/?p=3234","title":{"rendered":"I RULE THE WORLD"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Last night I finished unlocking everything in Wario Ware, inc.  At least I <em>think<\/em> I unlocked everything.  The game is truly insane.  If you have a Game Boy Advance you should drop everything and go buy it right now.  It will eat your brain.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Last night I finished unlocking everything in Wario Ware, inc. At least I think I unlocked everything. The game is truly insane. If you have a Game Boy Advance you should drop everything and go buy it right now. It will eat your brain.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3234","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3234","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3234"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3234\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3234"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3234"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3234"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}