{"id":3249,"date":"2003-07-16T05:57:23","date_gmt":"2003-07-16T05:57:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/?p=3249"},"modified":"2003-07-16T05:57:23","modified_gmt":"2003-07-16T05:57:23","slug":"cretin_tracker","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/?p=3249","title":{"rendered":"Cretin Tracker 1.0"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/perversiontracker.com\/archives\/000219.html\">PerversionTracker<\/a> has a review of some apparently useless software called <a href=\"http:\/\/www.scotlandsoftware.com\/products\/cretintracker\/index.html\">Cretin Tracker 1.0<\/a>.<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>Keep those unspeakable cretins accounted for with Scotland Software&#8217;s Cretin Tracker, which offers handy features for maintaining a detailed list of the transgressions of your family, friends and coworkers. A laudable purpose, but can it cut the dijonnaise? <\/p>\n<p>Offering an profusely cretinous interface with incredibly non-obvious cretin-adding, this software will never liquify a mouse in 30 seconds. Despite its surplus of flaws, it remains the #1 cretin tracking application on Mac OS X. [<a href=\"http:\/\/perversiontracker.com\/archives\/000219.html\">PerversionTracker<\/a>]<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Damn, I don&#8217;t know that I have any cretins in my life to track.  Though maybe I could make a modified version of this called Crouton Tracker and rate the croutons in my salad.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>PerversionTracker has a review of some apparently useless software called Cretin Tracker 1.0. Keep those unspeakable cretins accounted for with Scotland Software&#8217;s Cretin Tracker, which offers handy features for maintaining a detailed list of the transgressions of your family, friends and coworkers. A laudable purpose, but can it cut the dijonnaise? Offering an profusely cretinous [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3249","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3249","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3249"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3249\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3249"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3249"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3249"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}