{"id":3316,"date":"2003-07-31T00:33:19","date_gmt":"2003-07-31T00:33:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/?p=3316"},"modified":"2003-07-31T00:33:19","modified_gmt":"2003-07-31T00:33:19","slug":"harry_potter_fu","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/?p=3316","title":{"rendered":"Harry Potter Fun"},"content":{"rendered":"

Harry Potter fun, thanks to the folks at bash.org<\/a>. Here’s a sample:<\/p>\n

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<JonJonB> Purely in the interests of science, I have replaced the word “wand” with “wang” in the first Harry Potter Book
\n<JonJonB> Let’s see the results… <\/p>\n

<JonJonB> “Why aren’t you supposed to do magic?” asked Harry.
\n<JonJonB> “Oh, well — I was at Hogwarts meself but I — er — got expelled, ter tell yeh the truth. In me third year. They snapped me wang in half an’ everything <\/p>\n

<JonJonB> A magic wang… this was what Harry had been really looking forward to. <\/p>\n

<JonJonB> “Yes, yes. I thought I’d be seeing you soon. Harry Potter.” It wasn’t a question. “You have your mother’s eyes. It seems only yesterday she was in here herself, buying her first wang. Ten and a quarter inches long, swishy, made of willow. Nice wang for charm work.”
\n<JonJonB> “Your father, on the other hand, favored a mahogany wang. Eleven inches. ” [bash.org<\/a>]<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Harry Potter fun, thanks to the folks at bash.org. Here’s a sample: <JonJonB> Purely in the interests of science, I have replaced the word “wand” with “wang” in the first Harry Potter Book <JonJonB> Let’s see the results… <JonJonB> “Why aren’t you supposed to do magic?” asked Harry. <JonJonB> “Oh, well — I was at […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3316","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3316","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3316"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3316\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3316"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3316"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3316"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}