{"id":3321,"date":"2003-08-01T05:57:17","date_gmt":"2003-08-01T05:57:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/?p=3321"},"modified":"2003-08-01T05:57:17","modified_gmt":"2003-08-01T05:57:17","slug":"wow_i_almost_fo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/?p=3321","title":{"rendered":"Wow. I Almost Forgot It This Month"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Rabbit. Rabbit.<\/p>\n<p>Hee. I was sitting on my couch, half asleep, staring at the screen when I realized that it was now August.  I paused, and tried to remember if I&#8217;d spoken at all this morning.  Luckily I hadn&#8217;t talked to myself at all this morning (Hey, when you live alone it happens!), so I quickly said it and breathed a sign of relief.  I&#8217;m such a dork sometimes.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Rabbit. Rabbit. Hee. I was sitting on my couch, half asleep, staring at the screen when I realized that it was now August. I paused, and tried to remember if I&#8217;d spoken at all this morning. Luckily I hadn&#8217;t talked to myself at all this morning (Hey, when you live alone it happens!), so I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3321","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3321","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3321"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3321\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3321"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3321"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3321"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}