{"id":3349,"date":"2003-08-09T23:34:17","date_gmt":"2003-08-09T23:34:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/?p=3349"},"modified":"2003-08-09T23:34:17","modified_gmt":"2003-08-09T23:34:17","slug":"mmmmmmm_tacos","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/?p=3349","title":{"rendered":"Mmmmmmm Tacos"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/radio.weblogs.com\/0108194\/\">The Universal Church of Cosmic Uncertainty<\/a> has a <a href=\"http:\/\/radio.weblogs.com\/0108194\/2003\/08\/09.html#a1188\">link to a post that takes about chihuahuas and synchronicity and getting bit on the ass<\/a>.  There really isn&#8217;t much more to say about it than that.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Universal Church of Cosmic Uncertainty has a link to a post that takes about chihuahuas and synchronicity and getting bit on the ass. There really isn&#8217;t much more to say about it than that.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3349","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3349","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3349"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3349\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3349"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3349"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3349"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}