{"id":3442,"date":"2003-09-08T18:28:13","date_gmt":"2003-09-08T18:28:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/?p=3442"},"modified":"2003-09-08T18:28:13","modified_gmt":"2003-09-08T18:28:13","slug":"the_toilet_of_t","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/?p=3442","title":{"rendered":"The Toilet of the Future"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>TechTV&#8217;s Fresh Gear had <a href=\"http:\/\/www.techtv.com\/freshgear\/products\/story\/0,23008,3511549,00.html\">a bit about this toilet over the weekend<\/a>.  It&#8217;s pretty much the ultimate toilet.<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>If you need to sit on this throne, a heated seat &#8212; 96.8 degrees, to be exact &#8212; warms your fanny. Of all the Neorest features, this is by far the most luxurious. It&#8217;s a whole different experience than the shock of a frigid plastic ring freezing your backside in the middle of a cold night. The seat-heat function can be timed to conserve energy. <\/p>\n<p><strong>So fresh, so clean <\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Kubik also showed me the bidet functions of the Neorest, underscoring Toto USA&#8217;s dedication to hygiene. [<a href=\"http:\/\/www.techtv.com\/freshgear\/\">TechTV&#8217;s Fresh Gear<\/a>]<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Yes, it&#8217;s got a heated seat and a bidet.  And it also has a &#8220;heated fan to properly dry all of your parts&#8221;.  Can you say overkill?  How much for all this? Only around $5,000.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>TechTV&#8217;s Fresh Gear had a bit about this toilet over the weekend. It&#8217;s pretty much the ultimate toilet. If you need to sit on this throne, a heated seat &#8212; 96.8 degrees, to be exact &#8212; warms your fanny. Of all the Neorest features, this is by far the most luxurious. It&#8217;s a whole different [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3442","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3442","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3442"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3442\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3442"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3442"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3442"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}