{"id":3570,"date":"2003-10-09T19:47:31","date_gmt":"2003-10-09T19:47:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/?p=3570"},"modified":"2003-10-09T19:47:31","modified_gmt":"2003-10-09T19:47:31","slug":"for_that_killer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/?p=3570","title":{"rendered":"For That Killer Clean Feeling"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/imported-legacy\/anime\/images\/soap002.jpg\" onclick=\"window.open('https:\/\/ezoons.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/imported-legacy\/anime\/images\/soap002.jpg','popup','width=300,height=190,scrollbars=yes,resizable=yes,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=yes,left=0,top=0');return false\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/imported-legacy\/anime\/images\/soap002-tm.jpg\" height=\"69\" width=\"110\" align=\"\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" align=\"right\"\/><\/a>Just what every <a href=\"http:\/\/www.animenfo.com\/animetitle,290,kjccvj,noir.html\">Noir<\/a> fan needs: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.rightstuf.com\/1-800-338-6827\/catalogmgr\/1ynEMpIX9LEeKOz9lg\/browse\/item\/61243\/4\/0\/0\">Noir soap<\/a>. &#8220;A true Noir fan won&#8217;t want to miss out on these cute, super-deformed versions of the main characters encased in glycerin soap!&#8221;  So I can now clean myself with&#8230;? uh, nevermind.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Just what every Noir fan needs: Noir soap. &#8220;A true Noir fan won&#8217;t want to miss out on these cute, super-deformed versions of the main characters encased in glycerin soap!&#8221; So I can now clean myself with&#8230;? uh, nevermind.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3570","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3570","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3570"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3570\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3570"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3570"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3570"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}