{"id":3588,"date":"2003-10-19T18:45:41","date_gmt":"2003-10-19T18:45:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/?p=3588"},"modified":"2003-10-19T18:45:41","modified_gmt":"2003-10-19T18:45:41","slug":"sunday_suckall","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/?p=3588","title":{"rendered":"Sunday Suck-All"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>From the mind of the great Halsted, this week&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/www.livejournal.com\/users\/cygnoir\/184792.html\">Sunday Suck-All<\/a> (to make up for not remembering to post the Friday Fuck-All).  The theme this week is petty, so here goes.<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li><strong>Name something petty you look for in a mate.<\/strong> Likes cheesy old TV shows.<\/li>\n<li><strong>Name something petty you have picked a fight over.<\/strong> Being late to a movie. One of the few times I fought  with my ex-gf it was over her being late to a movie. And she couldn&#8217;t stop laughing at me because I never seem to get mad about anything.<\/li>\n<li><strong>Name something petty you want to change in the world.<\/strong> Hot Dogs and Hot Dog Buns should come in standard matching amounts.<\/li>\n<li><strong>Name something petty you want to change in yourself.<\/strong> Better Lungs! (is that petty? hmm.)<\/li>\n<li><strong>Name something petty you would like to change about someone you know. You are allowed to keep his\/her identity secret.<\/strong> That they didn&#8217;t have that magic ability to always call when I can&#8217;t get to the phone.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p>Oh well, I&#8217;m not sure how petty some of those are, but there you go.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>From the mind of the great Halsted, this week&#8217;s Sunday Suck-All (to make up for not remembering to post the Friday Fuck-All). The theme this week is petty, so here goes. Name something petty you look for in a mate. Likes cheesy old TV shows. Name something petty you have picked a fight over. Being [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3588","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3588","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3588"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3588\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3588"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3588"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3588"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}