{"id":3662,"date":"2003-11-10T12:45:40","date_gmt":"2003-11-10T12:45:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/?p=3662"},"modified":"2003-11-10T12:45:40","modified_gmt":"2003-11-10T12:45:40","slug":"and_in_todays_n","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/?p=3662","title":{"rendered":"And In Today&#8217;s News&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>From the Landover Baptist Church: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.landoverbaptist.org\/news0903\/redbull.html\">Mind-Altering Energy Drink Turns Senior High Bible Study Into Godless Sex Orgy<\/a><\/p>\n<p>And some news of the weird: <a href=\"http:\/\/abclocal.go.com\/ktrk\/news\/bizarre\/101003_APsn_butter.html\">Mystery surrounds 70 pairs of shoes filled with butter in woods<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>From the Landover Baptist Church: Mind-Altering Energy Drink Turns Senior High Bible Study Into Godless Sex Orgy And some news of the weird: Mystery surrounds 70 pairs of shoes filled with butter in woods.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3662","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3662","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3662"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3662\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3662"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3662"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3662"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}