{"id":372,"date":"2001-10-31T19:09:21","date_gmt":"2001-10-31T19:09:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/?p=372"},"modified":"2001-10-31T19:09:21","modified_gmt":"2001-10-31T19:09:21","slug":"midweek_flash_f","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/?p=372","title":{"rendered":"Midweek Flash FunOkay, this one"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><STRONG>Midweek Flash Fun<\/STRONG><br \/>Okay, this one is silly. I got it offa <A HREF=http:\/\/www.stormwerks.com\/linked\/\">\/usr\/bin\/punkin<\/A> today.  It&#8217;s the <A HREF=\"http:\/\/www.arcadevault.com\/goldfish_catch.html\">Save the Goldfish<\/A> game.  It seems your roomie is a twisted bastard who likes taking your goldfish and tossing them into the frying pan.  Your job is to save them and toss them back into their fishbowl.  I got into the fourth round, but lost when he started throwing two and three in at a time.  Bad roommate!<\/p>\n<p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Midweek Flash FunOkay, this one is silly. I got it offa<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-372","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/372","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=372"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/372\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=372"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=372"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=372"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}