{"id":3783,"date":"2004-01-09T19:22:34","date_gmt":"2004-01-09T19:22:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/?p=3783"},"modified":"2004-01-09T19:22:34","modified_gmt":"2004-01-09T19:22:34","slug":"those_damn_kids","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/?p=3783","title":{"rendered":"Those Damn Kids!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Via Boing Boing:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<h3><a href=\"http:\/\/www.ananova.com\/news\/story\/sm_853744.html?menu=news.latestheadlines\">Burger King customers told: &#8216;You are too fat to have a Whopper&#8217;<\/a><\/h3>\n<p>Police believe teenage pranksters are hacking into the wireless frequency of a US Burger King drive-through speaker to tell potential customers they are too fat for fast food.<\/p>\n<p>Policeman Gerry Scherlink said the pranksters told one customer who had just placed an order: &#8220;You don&#8217;t need a couple of Whoppers. You are too fat. Pull ahead.&#8221; [<a href=\"http:\/\/www.ananova.com\/news\/story\/sm_853744.html?menu=news.latestheadlines\">Ananova<\/a>]<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.whocutthecheez.com\/Multimedia\/wavs\/fastfood.wav\">And a large orange drink<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Via Boing Boing: Burger King customers told: &#8216;You are too fat to have a Whopper&#8217; Police believe teenage pranksters are hacking into the wireless frequency of a US Burger King drive-through speaker to tell potential customers they are too fat for fast food. Policeman Gerry Scherlink said the pranksters told one customer who had just [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3783","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3783","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3783"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3783\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3783"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3783"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3783"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}