{"id":3974,"date":"2004-04-09T10:24:12","date_gmt":"2004-04-09T10:24:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/?p=3974"},"modified":"2004-04-09T10:24:12","modified_gmt":"2004-04-09T10:24:12","slug":"advertisers_are","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/?p=3974","title":{"rendered":"Advertisers Are On Acid, Film at 11"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/imported-legacy\/images\/2004\/04\/babies-everywhere.jpg\" height=\"187\" width=\"250\" alt=\"babies-everywhere\" class=\"imageleft\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Okay, we&#8217;ve got decapitated cats, a chicken who likes to be dominated, and now we have an ad for <a href=\"http:\/\/www.turnpikefilms.com\/spots\/nutrigrain.cgi\">Nutrigrain Bars<\/a>.  They really make you feel GREAT! (Thanks for this one goes out to my friend Sean). (requires Quicktime)<\/p>\n<div class=\"spacer\">&nbsp;<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Okay, we&#8217;ve got decapitated cats, a chicken who likes to be dominated, and now we have an ad for Nutrigrain Bars. They really make you feel GREAT! (Thanks for this one goes out to my friend Sean). (requires Quicktime) &nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3974","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3974","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3974"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3974\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3974"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3974"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3974"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}