{"id":4025,"date":"2004-05-09T15:50:16","date_gmt":"2004-05-09T15:50:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/?p=4025"},"modified":"2004-05-09T15:50:16","modified_gmt":"2004-05-09T15:50:16","slug":"owowowowowowowo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/?p=4025","title":{"rendered":"OWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Important safety tip: always pay attention to where you keep your portable oxygen tank.  Pulling it off of something and onto your foot hurts.  A lot.  And may very well gouge a nice chunk of flesh away (OW).  Thankfully mom has lots of bandages and stuff so I got it all cleaned up and wrapped up.  I don&#8217;t think anything is broken because I can still wiggle my toes some without it hurting any more or less.  But it still does hurt a bunch. OW.<\/p>\n<p>Thank god for laptops.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Important safety tip: always pay attention to where you keep your portable oxygen tank. Pulling it off of something and onto your foot hurts. A lot. And may very well gouge a nice chunk of flesh away (OW). Thankfully mom has lots of bandages and stuff so I got it all cleaned up and wrapped [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4025","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4025","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4025"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4025\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4025"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4025"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4025"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}