{"id":407,"date":"2001-11-10T03:24:36","date_gmt":"2001-11-10T03:24:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/?p=407"},"modified":"2001-11-10T03:24:36","modified_gmt":"2001-11-10T03:24:36","slug":"cute_butokay_so","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/?p=407","title":{"rendered":"Cute, but&#8230;Okay, so cell babies"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><STRONG>Cute, but&#8230;<\/STRONG><br \/>Okay, so <A HREF=\"http:\/\/commerce.motorola.com\/cgi-bin\/ncommerce3\/ProductDisplay?prrfnbr=235196&#038;prmenbr=126&#038;accessories_cgrfnbr=22&#038;zipcode=&#038;phoneID=&#038;search_string=25&#038;type=All\">cell babies<\/A> are very cute.  But could you imagine walking down the street talking into one of them?  It would look like you were talking into its ass.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Cute, but&#8230;Okay, so cell babies are very cute. But could you imagine walking down the street talking into one of them? It would look like you were talking into its ass.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-407","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/407","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=407"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/407\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=407"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=407"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=407"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}