{"id":4077,"date":"2004-06-07T18:35:58","date_gmt":"2004-06-07T18:35:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/?p=4077"},"modified":"2004-06-07T18:35:58","modified_gmt":"2004-06-07T18:35:58","slug":"14_questions","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/?p=4077","title":{"rendered":"14 Questions"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>14 Questions Stolen from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.livejournal.com\/users\/peripheralsight\/\">Lyn<\/a>. Posted to my blog just to see what kind of response I get.<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>Who are you?<\/li>\n<li>Are you trying to kill me? Why? What the hell did I ever do to you?<\/li>\n<li>If you&#8217;re not trying to kill me, can you lend me $500?<\/li>\n<li>What planet are you from, anyway?<\/li>\n<li>How much do you weigh on that planet?<\/li>\n<li>Describe me in one word. Preferably a smell.<\/li>\n<li>Do you want to lick my toes?<\/li>\n<li>If I gave you a dollar, would you clean my house?<\/li>\n<li>What would you wear while cleaning my house, you naughty girl\/boy?<\/li>\n<li>What have you done to deserve a spanking?<\/li>\n<li>How long have you been reading my LJ?<\/li>\n<li>If you&#8217;ve never commented in my LJ, why not?<\/li>\n<li>Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn&#8217;t because you could be arrested?<\/li>\n<li>Are you going to put this on your LiveJournal\/Blog and see what I say about you?<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>14 Questions Stolen from Lyn. Posted to my blog just to see what kind of response I get. Who are you? Are you trying to kill me? Why? What the hell did I ever do to you? If you&#8217;re not trying to kill me, can you lend me $500? What planet are you from, anyway? [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4077","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4077","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4077"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4077\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4077"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4077"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4077"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}