{"id":4088,"date":"2004-06-13T20:33:06","date_gmt":"2004-06-13T20:33:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/?p=4088"},"modified":"2004-06-13T20:33:06","modified_gmt":"2004-06-13T20:33:06","slug":"vibrating_rubbe","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/?p=4088","title":{"rendered":"Vibrating. Rubber. Ducky."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It strikes me that something is seriously wrong with a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.firebox.com\/index.html?dir=firebox&#38;action=product&#38;pid=531\">vibrating rubber ducky<\/a>.<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/imported-legacy\/images\/2004\/06\/vibeduck.jpg\" height=\"94\" width=\"125\" alt=\"vibeduck\" class=\"imageleft\"\/>While languishing in the bath, there are a number of different items that&#8217;ll make your stay infinitely more pleasurable than a touch of Radox and a few bath salts. There&#8217;s the loofah for one, and a more pleasurable back scratching device hasn&#8217;t been invented. There&#8217;s also the rubber duck, essential for any aquatic recreation, although seldom seen at the municipal swimming baths for obvious reasons. The duck is an icon of water-based serenity. A beacon in the fog of a steaming hot tub. A little yellow rubber thing that floats in your bath.<\/p>\n<p>Or at least it was until the arrival of I Rub My Duckie, the rubber duck with a secret weapon beneath the hood. Dubbed a personal massager, the Prozac-faced yellow peril houses a powerful motor that provides the user with an unlimited (well, two AA batteries kind of unlimited) source of soothing, vibrating enjoyment. [<a href=\"http:\/\/www.firebox.com\/index.html?dir=firebox&#38;action=product&#38;pid=531\">firebox.com<\/a>]<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It strikes me that something is seriously wrong with a vibrating rubber ducky. While languishing in the bath, there are a number of different items that&#8217;ll make your stay infinitely more pleasurable than a touch of Radox and a few bath salts. There&#8217;s the loofah for one, and a more pleasurable back scratching device hasn&#8217;t [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4088","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4088","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4088"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4088\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4088"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4088"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4088"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}