{"id":4148,"date":"2004-07-17T14:52:55","date_gmt":"2004-07-17T14:52:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/?p=4148"},"modified":"2004-07-17T14:52:55","modified_gmt":"2004-07-17T14:52:55","slug":"shes_like_mande","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/?p=4148","title":{"rendered":"She&#8217;s Like Mandela"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.livejournal.com\/users\/nihilistic_kid\/\">nihilistic_kid<\/a> links to an article about how <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thestar.com\/NASApp\/cs\/ContentServer?pagename=thestar\/Layout\/Article_Type1&#38;c=Article&#38;cid=1090059374148&#38;call_pageid=968332188492&#38;col=968705899037&#38;tacodalogin=no\">Martha Stewart  is comparing herself to Nelson Mandela<\/a>.  He also <a href=\"http:\/\/www.livejournal.com\/users\/nihilistic_kid\/464715.html\">offers a song for the occasion<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><em>Free ol&#8217; Martha Stewart<br \/>\nFree, Free, Free, ol&#8217; Martha Stewart<br \/>\nFree ol&#8217; Martha Stewart <br \/>\nNearly six months in captivity <br \/>\nHer shoes too gauche to fit her feet <br \/>\nHer body still hot but her mind is crazy <br \/>\nShe is so blind that she cannot see <\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>I say Free ol&#8217; Martha Stewart <br \/>\nI&#8217;m begging you <br \/>\nFree ol&#8217; Martha Stewart <\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Fourteen new tips to decorate Christmas trees <br \/>\nSuburban housewives are her army<br \/>\nShe is so blind that she cannot see <br \/>\nShe&#8217;s like Mandela; takes it seriously<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Free ol&#8217; Martha Stewart <br \/>\nI&#8217;m begging you Free ol&#8217; Martha Stweart <\/em> <br \/>\n[<a href=\"http:\/\/www.livejournal.com\/users\/nihilistic_kid\/464715.html\">the rest here<\/a>]<br \/>\n[via <a href=\"http:\/\/www.livejournal.com\/users\/nihilistic_kid\/\">Nick Mamatas&#8217; Journal<\/a>]<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>nihilistic_kid links to an article about how Martha Stewart is comparing herself to Nelson Mandela. He also offers a song for the occasion: Free ol&#8217; Martha Stewart Free, Free, Free, ol&#8217; Martha Stewart Free ol&#8217; Martha Stewart Nearly six months in captivity Her shoes too gauche to fit her feet Her body still hot but [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4148","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4148","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4148"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4148\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4148"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4148"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4148"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}