Crowson TES 100 Couch Shakers<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n Gizmodo always has some of the coolest things out there. Here’s one I wouldn’t mind having as part of my home theatre system (though I’m not sure I’d want to feel Jet Li’s punch in my ass, I’m not into that kinda rough stuff): Crowson TES 100 Couch Shakers If you’ve ever said, “You know, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[121],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4153","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4153","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4153"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4153\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4153"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4153"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4153"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}![\"TES-100\"](\"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/imported-legacy\/images\/2004\/06\/TES-100.jpg\")
<\/a>If you’ve ever said, “You know, I just didn’t feel<\/i> Jet Li’s punch right in my ass<\/i>,” when watching a DVD — this is an especially strange thing to say if it’s not even a Jet Li movie — then Crowson Technology’s TES 100 “tactile transducers” might be worth keeping an eye, or ass, on. For $650, the TES 100 Couch Kit fits under the four feet of your couch and converts the low bass rumble of your stereo system into a physical rumpshaking effect that replicates the effects of a giant subwoofer without actually producing any (on-purpose) sound. CNet has a fairly technical and fairly positive review, although for $650 (a $350 one-transducer version is available) you’d hope Crowson would include the wire necessary to connect the thing. [Gizmodo<\/a>]<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"