{"id":4179,"date":"2004-07-28T17:15:45","date_gmt":"2004-07-28T17:15:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/?p=4179"},"modified":"2004-07-28T17:15:45","modified_gmt":"2004-07-28T17:15:45","slug":"the_cruise_of_a","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/?p=4179","title":{"rendered":"The Cruise of a Lifetime"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Halsted has found the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cygnoir.net\/quill\/2004\/07\/28\/you_had_me_at_reo.html\">cruise of a lifetime<\/a>. Though I&#8217;m not sure whose lifetime, but certainly not mine.<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>In between editing boring documentation on student assistants, I keep pondering <a href=\"http:\/\/www.rrholidayescape.com\/\">my dream vacation<\/a>. For those of you too terrified to click that link &#8212; and really, I can&#8217;t blame you &#8212; it&#8217;s a cruise. But not any cruise, no. I will quote part of the website:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>You will have &#8220;absolute inside access&#8221;, spending a week vacationing in the Caribbean featuring 3 of Rock&#8217;s biggest artists, Journey, REO Speedwagon &#38; Styx.<\/p>\n<p>Journey, REO and Styx have agreed to this once in a lifetime experience for you, but space is extremely limited and cabins will be filled on a first-come, first-served basis. Relive some of the best days of Rock &#38; Roll while you get up-close and personal with the bands. This is not a regular stop on a tour.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>[<a href=\"http:\/\/www.cygnoir.net\/quill\/2004\/07\/28\/you_had_me_at_reo.html\">cygnoir&#8217;s quill<\/a>]\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Halsted has found the cruise of a lifetime. Though I&#8217;m not sure whose lifetime, but certainly not mine. In between editing boring documentation on student assistants, I keep pondering my dream vacation. For those of you too terrified to click that link &#8212; and really, I can&#8217;t blame you &#8212; it&#8217;s a cruise. But not [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[121],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4179","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4179","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4179"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4179\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4179"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4179"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4179"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}