{"id":419,"date":"2001-11-13T21:32:35","date_gmt":"2001-11-13T21:32:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/?p=419"},"modified":"2001-11-13T21:32:35","modified_gmt":"2001-11-13T21:32:35","slug":"when_im_boredi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/?p=419","title":{"rendered":"When I&#8217;m boredI love to"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><STRONG>When I&#8217;m bored<\/STRONG><br \/>I love to just <A HREF=\"http:\/\/www.vectorlounge.com\/04_amsterdam\/jam\/flamjam.html\">spank the monkey<\/A>.<\/p>\n<p>(&#8211; stolen shamelessly from <A HREF=\"http:\/\/www.stormwerks.com\/linked\/\">zannah<\/A> (again, i never have any original links) &#8211;)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When I&#8217;m boredI love to just spank the monkey. (&#8211; stolen shamelessly from zannah (again, i never have any original links) &#8211;)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-419","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/419","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=419"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/419\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=419"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=419"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=419"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}