{"id":4218,"date":"2004-08-16T18:26:36","date_gmt":"2004-08-16T18:26:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/?p=4218"},"modified":"2004-08-16T18:26:36","modified_gmt":"2004-08-16T18:26:36","slug":"hello_kitty_des","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/?p=4218","title":{"rendered":"Hello Kitty Desktop Vacuum"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So scary I think I want one.<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/jbox.cybrhost.com\/PRODUCT\/12625448\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/imported-legacy\/images\/2004\/08\/soujiki_d50_small.jpg\" height=\"166\" width=\"152\" alt=\"soujiki_d50_small\" class=\"imageright\" \/><\/a>I would have posted this up about 5 minutes before now, but I noticed they only had three more in stock, so I thought I should get there before you punks. Because lord knows, there&#8217;s nothing that goes together more sweetly than a distended Hello Kitty head and a light, battery-powered sucking force. And for $10, even! If this thing moves itself around by itself &#8211; something that I&#8217;m sad to say probably isn&#8217;t the case &#8211; I would buy 24 of them and set them loose around the house. It&#8217;d be cheaper than a Roomba and at least 24 times as cute.<\/p>\n<p>Also, have you noticed people saying <i>kawaii<\/i> a lot lately, too? I doubt they are doing the clap and giggle. You <i>gotta<\/i> do the clap and giggle.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/jbox.cybrhost.com\/PRODUCT\/12625448\/\"><b>Read<\/b> &#8211; Hello Kitty Desktop Cleaner &#8211; Pink (<i>Duh!<\/i>)<\/a> [Jbox via <a href=\"http:\/\/www.redferret.net\/\">RedFerret<\/a> via <a href=\"http:\/\/www.engadget.com\/entry\/8673569680389881\/\">Engadget<\/a>] More Hello Kitty yum yum links after the jump. [<a href=\"http:\/\/www.gizmodo.com\/\">Gizmodo<\/a>]<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>I also agree that they would be much more cool if they moved around on their own.  And even if I did say <em>kawaii<\/em>, I&#8217;d refuse to clap and giggle at the same time.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So scary I think I want one. I would have posted this up about 5 minutes before now, but I noticed they only had three more in stock, so I thought I should get there before you punks. Because lord knows, there&#8217;s nothing that goes together more sweetly than a distended Hello Kitty head and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[121,122],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4218","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","category-random-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4218","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4218"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4218\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4218"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4218"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4218"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}