{"id":4224,"date":"2004-08-18T23:28:17","date_gmt":"2004-08-18T23:28:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/?p=4224"},"modified":"2004-08-18T23:28:17","modified_gmt":"2004-08-18T23:28:17","slug":"lions_and_tiger","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/?p=4224","title":{"rendered":"Lions and Tigers and Bears&#8230; BRAAAAAP"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Those wacky animals are <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cnn.com\/2004\/US\/West\/08\/18\/bear.beer.reut\/index.html\">at it again<\/a>.<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<h3><a href=\"http:\/\/www.cnn.com\/2004\/US\/West\/08\/18\/bear.beer.reut\/index.html\">Bear guzzles 36 beers, passes out at campground<\/a><\/h3>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/imported-legacy\/images\/2004\/08\/story.sleeping.bear.jpg\" height=\"168\" width=\"220\" alt=\"story.sleeping.bear\" class=\"imageright\" \/><\/p>\n<p>SEATTLE, Washington (Reuters) &#8212; A black bear was found passed out at a campground in Washington state recently after guzzling down three dozen cans of a local beer, a campground worker said on Wednesday.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;We noticed a bear sleeping on the common lawn and wondered what was going on until we discovered that there were a lot of beer cans lying around,&#8221; said Lisa Broxson, a worker at the Baker Lake Resort, 80 miles (129 km) northeast of Seattle.<\/p>\n<p>The hard-drinking bear, estimated to be about two years old, broke into campers&#8217; coolers and, using his claws and teeth to open the cans, swilled down the suds. [<a href=\"http:\/\/www.cnn.com\/\">CNN.com<\/a>]<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>I personally like that he was smart enough to avoid the Busch beer.  He&#8217;s even got taste!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Those wacky animals are at it again. Bear guzzles 36 beers, passes out at campground SEATTLE, Washington (Reuters) &#8212; A black bear was found passed out at a campground in Washington state recently after guzzling down three dozen cans of a local beer, a campground worker said on Wednesday. &#8220;We noticed a bear sleeping on [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[139,122],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4224","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor","category-random-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4224","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4224"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4224\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4224"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4224"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4224"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}