{"id":4241,"date":"2004-08-26T23:09:55","date_gmt":"2004-08-26T23:09:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/?p=4241"},"modified":"2004-08-26T23:09:55","modified_gmt":"2004-08-26T23:09:55","slug":"i_really_really","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/?p=4241","title":{"rendered":"I really really want these slippers"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/imported-legacy\/images\/2004\/08\/TYV12021.jpg\" height=\"180\" width=\"271\" alt=\"TYV12021\" class=\"imageleft\" \/><a href=\"http:\/\/www.entertainmentearth.com\/prodinfo.asp?number=TYV12021\">Cthulhu Plush Slippers<\/a>. I wonder what sounds one gets from stepping on Cthulhu&#8217;s face repeatedly.  I wonder if anyone else carries these too, must look. [via <a href=\"http:\/\/www.neilgaiman.com\/journal\/2004\/08\/small-useful-post.asp\">Neil Gaiman<\/a>]<\/p>\n<div class=\"spacer\"><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Cthulhu Plush Slippers. I wonder what sounds one gets from stepping on Cthulhu&#8217;s face repeatedly. I wonder if anyone else carries these too, must look. [via Neil Gaiman]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[122,140],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4241","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random-stuff","category-strange"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4241","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4241"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4241\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4241"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4241"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4241"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}