{"id":425,"date":"2001-11-15T00:33:38","date_gmt":"2001-11-15T00:33:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/?p=425"},"modified":"2001-11-15T00:33:38","modified_gmt":"2001-11-15T00:33:38","slug":"i_wonder_if_the","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/?p=425","title":{"rendered":"I wonder if they have"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><STRONG>I wonder if they have happy meals<\/STRONG><br \/>Restaurants are always leaving fliers in the entryway of my apartment building.  Today where was one for the &#8220;Friendly Eating Place&#8221;.  It appears to be a pizza place.<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t know about others, but pizza places are supposed to be called things like &#8220;Mass House of Pizza&#8221;, &#8220;Olympic Pizza&#8221;, or &#8220;Frank&#8217;s Pizza&#8221;.  Note the use of the word &#8216;pizza&#8217; in the title.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I wonder if they have happy mealsRestaurants are always leaving fliers in the entryway of my apartment building. Today where was one for the &#8220;Friendly Eating Place&#8221;. It appears to be a pizza place. I don&#8217;t know about others, but pizza places are supposed to be called things like &#8220;Mass House of Pizza&#8221;, &#8220;Olympic Pizza&#8221;, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-425","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/425","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=425"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/425\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=425"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=425"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=425"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}