{"id":4318,"date":"2004-09-26T18:42:05","date_gmt":"2004-09-26T18:42:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/?p=4318"},"modified":"2004-09-26T18:42:05","modified_gmt":"2004-09-26T18:42:05","slug":"how_to_cheer_on","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/?p=4318","title":{"rendered":"How to Cheer Oneself Up After a Boring and Dull Weekend"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve been in an absolutely crappy mood all weekend.  I dunno if it&#8217;s the phase of the moon or that time of the year or what.  In an act of desperation I sent someone some songs anonymously, and got an <a href=\"http:\/\/www.livejournal.com\/users\/lazulisong\/291859.html\">absolutely wonderful response to the second one<\/a>.  I am now smiling. The End.<\/p>\n<p>ps. please don&#8217;t kill me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I dunno if it&#8217;s the phase of the moon or that time of the year or what.  In an act of desperation I sent someone some songs anonymously, and got an absolutely wonderful response to the second one.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[139,160],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4318","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4318","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4318"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4318\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4318"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4318"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4318"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}