{"id":4360,"date":"2004-10-13T12:08:02","date_gmt":"2004-10-13T12:08:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/?p=4360"},"modified":"2004-10-13T12:08:02","modified_gmt":"2004-10-13T12:08:02","slug":"sexual_euphemis","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/?p=4360","title":{"rendered":"Sexual Euphemisms"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>From over on McSweeney&#8217;s, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.mcsweeneys.net\/links\/lists\/6BenjaminKharakh.html\">Sexual Euphemisms That Won&#8217;t Catch On<\/a>.  Here&#8217;s a small sample:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>Paying extra for refills<\/p>\n<p>Do-boning the salmon fillet<\/p>\n<p>Compounding 4 percent interest annually<\/p>\n<p>Taking the F train to Queens<\/p>\n<p>[<a href=\"http:\/\/www.mcsweeneys.net\/links\/lists\/6BenjaminKharakh.html\">mcsweeney&#8217;s<\/a>]<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Thanks to a friend of mine on LJ for posting this, I can&#8217;t remember which one I read it on though.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>From over on McSweeney&#8217;s, Sexual Euphemisms That Won&#8217;t Catch On. Here&#8217;s a small sample: Paying extra for refills Do-boning the salmon fillet Compounding 4 percent interest annually Taking the F train to Queens [mcsweeney&#8217;s] Thanks to a friend of mine on LJ for posting this, I can&#8217;t remember which one I read it on though.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[139],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4360","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4360","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4360"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4360\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4360"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4360"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4360"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}