{"id":4372,"date":"2004-10-25T12:28:04","date_gmt":"2004-10-25T12:28:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/?p=4372"},"modified":"2004-10-25T12:28:04","modified_gmt":"2004-10-25T12:28:04","slug":"in_case_of_erru","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/?p=4372","title":{"rendered":"In Case of Erruption"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Just in case you happen to live anywhere near a Volcano.<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/accordionguy.blogware.com\/blog\/_archives\/2004\/10\/24\/165846.html\">&#8220;Oh yeah, AWAY from the volcano&#8230;&#8221;<\/a><br \/>\n<P>From&nbsp;the U.S. Geological Survey&#39;s <EM><A href=\"http:\/\/vulcan.wr.usgs.gov\/Hazards\/Safety\/what_to_do_EIB.html\">What to Do if a Volcano Erupts<\/A><\/EM> page:<\/P><BLOCKQUOTE dir=ltr style=\"MARGIN-RIGHT: 0px\"><P><STRONG>During an Eruption &#8211;<\/STRONG><\/P><P><STRONG>Move Away From A Volcano &#8211; Not Toward It<\/STRONG><\/P><\/BLOCKQUOTE> [via <a href=\"http:\/\/accordionguy.blogware.com\/blog\">The Adventures of Accordion Guy in the 21st Century :: Joey deVilla&#8217;s Weblog<\/a>]<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Just in case you happen to live anywhere near a Volcano.  &#8220;Oh yeah, AWAY from the volcano&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[121,139,122],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4372","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","category-humor","category-random-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4372","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4372"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4372\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4372"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4372"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4372"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}