{"id":4377,"date":"2004-10-29T21:47:16","date_gmt":"2004-10-29T21:47:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/?p=4377"},"modified":"2004-10-29T21:47:16","modified_gmt":"2004-10-29T21:47:16","slug":"get_out_and_vot","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/?p=4377","title":{"rendered":"Get Out And Vote&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Here&#8217;s a site where you can <a href=\"http:\/\/www.pcjackolantern.com\/PumpkinPoll\/Default.aspx\">vote for a Bush or Kerry Pumpkin<\/a>. I personally think they both look kind of ugly.  They both looks like there&#8217;s something running out of their noses.  I think I&#8217;d be scared if I saw them as a kid, so maybe they&#8217;d be great for halloween.  Unfortunately, at the time of this posting, Bush is winning.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>They both looks like there&#8217;s something running out of their noses.  I think I&#8217;d be scared if I saw them as a kid, so maybe they&#8217;d be great for halloween.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[139,122],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4377","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor","category-random-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4377","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4377"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4377\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4377"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4377"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4377"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}