{"id":4418,"date":"2004-11-26T01:02:58","date_gmt":"2004-11-26T01:02:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/?p=4418"},"modified":"2004-11-26T01:02:58","modified_gmt":"2004-11-26T01:02:58","slug":"i_just_cant_thi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/?p=4418","title":{"rendered":"I Just Can&#8217;t Think of a Title for This One"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In the world of <a href=\"http:\/\/home.nzcity.co.nz\/news\/default.asp?id=45252&#38;c=w\">bizzare news<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<h3><a href=\"http:\/\/home.nzcity.co.nz\/news\/default.asp?id=45252&#38;c=w\">Pickled\u00c3\u201a\u00c2\u00a0cats thrown at\u00c3\u201a\u00c2\u00a0police<\/a><\/h3>\n<p><strong>Hamilton woman angry at police confiscation of pickled snakes so threw a jar of pickled kittens at them<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>It has been revealed a Hamilton woman was so angry about police taking her three preserved snakes that she stormed into the station and threw a jar of pickled kittens at the counter.<\/p>\n<p>The jar shattered. [<a href=\"http:\/\/home.nzcity.co.nz\/\">NZCity News<\/a>]<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>I personally think the sentence &#8220;It has been revealed a Hamilton woman was so angry about police taking her three preserved snakes that she stormed into the station and threw a jar of pickled kittens at the counter.&#8221; would make a great entry into the Bulwer-Lytton Contest.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In the world of bizzare news: Pickled cats thrown at police Hamilton woman angry at police confiscation of pickled snakes so threw a jar of pickled kittens at them It has been revealed a Hamilton woman was so angry about police taking her three preserved snakes that she stormed into the station and threw a jar of pickled kittens at the counter.  The jar shattered.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[121,139,138,137,122,140],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4418","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","category-humor","category-interesting","category-news","category-random-stuff","category-strange"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4418","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4418"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4418\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4418"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4418"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4418"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}