{"id":4487,"date":"2005-04-01T03:12:24","date_gmt":"2005-04-01T03:12:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/?p=4487"},"modified":"2005-04-01T03:12:24","modified_gmt":"2005-04-01T03:12:24","slug":"gotta_find_one","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/?p=4487","title":{"rendered":"Gotta Find One of Those Caps"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.google.com\/googlegulp\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/imported-legacy\/images\/2004\/12\/_googlegulp_images_logo.gif\" height=\"146\" width=\"225\" align=\"\" alt=\" Googlegulp Images Logo\" title=\"\" longdesc=\"\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nGoogle has announced their latest project: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.google.com\/googlegulp\/\">Google gulp! (with auto-drink(tm))<\/a>.<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>Think fruity. Think refreshing.<br \/>\n Think a DNA scanner embedded in the lip of your bottle reading all 3 gigabytes  of your base pair genetic data in a fraction of a second, fine-tuning your  individual hormonal cocktail in real time using our patented Auto-Drink\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u20ac\u017e\u00c2\u00a2 technology,  and slamming a truckload of electrolytic neurotransmitter smart-drug stimulants  past the blood-brain barrier to achieve maximum optimization of your soon-to-be-grateful  cerebral cortex. Plus, it&#8217;s low in carbs! And with flavors ranging  from Beta Carroty to Glutamate Grape, you&#8217;ll never run out of  ways to quench your thirst for knowledge.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>I&#8217;m still unsure about the bottles reporting information about me to Google, but the Sero-Tonic Water sounds tasty.  They are also rolling this out slowly, as they did with Gmail.  You can only get some if a friend of yours gives you a bottle cap for it.  Hopefully I&#8217;m cool enough that I can get one.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Google has announced their latest project: Google gulp!  (with auto-drink(tm)).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[121,139,137],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4487","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","category-humor","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4487","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4487"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4487\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4487"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4487"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4487"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}