{"id":4560,"date":"2005-07-12T09:21:16","date_gmt":"2005-07-12T09:21:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/?p=4560"},"modified":"2005-07-12T09:21:16","modified_gmt":"2005-07-12T09:21:16","slug":"lap_juice_um","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/?p=4560","title":{"rendered":"Lap Juice? Um&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Once again, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.boingboing.net\/2005\/07\/11\/lapjuicer_designed_f.html\">something from Boing Boing<\/a> leaves me a bit speachless:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><strong>Lapjuicer designed for lapdancers to make juice<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/imported-legacy\/images\/2004\/12\/_Picture-2-10.jpg\" height=\"169\" width=\"115\" align=\"\" alt=\" Picture-2-10\" title=\"\" longdesc=\"\" \/><br \/>This chair is designed to hold a piece of fruit so a lapdancer can grind the juice out of it. Semi-NSFW photos of the chair in action can be seen at the <a href=\"http:\/\/3xi.org\/views\/public\/?doc=Lapjuicer\">link<\/a>.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Once again, something from Boing Boing leaves me a bit speachless: Lapjuicer designed for lapdancers to make juice This chair is designed to hold a piece of fruit so a lapdancer can grind the juice out of it.  Semi-NSFW photos of the chair in action can be seen at the link.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[139,122],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4560","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor","category-random-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4560","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4560"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4560\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4560"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4560"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4560"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}