{"id":4568,"date":"2005-07-22T20:35:54","date_gmt":"2005-07-22T20:35:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/?p=4568"},"modified":"2005-07-22T20:35:54","modified_gmt":"2005-07-22T20:35:54","slug":"hey_you_got_you_1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/?p=4568","title":{"rendered":"Hey, You Got Your Sex In My Violence"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Though I&#8217;m sick of all the news surrounding the hidden sex scenes in Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas I enjoyed <a href=\"http:\/\/sfgate.com\/cgi-bin\/article.cgi?file=\/gate\/archive\/2005\/07\/22\/notes072205.DTL\">this column over on sfgate.com<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><strong>There&#8217;s Sex In My Violence!<br \/>\nWhat&#8217;s this lame soft-core porn doing in my ultraviolent &#8220;Grand Theft Auto&#8221;? I am outraged!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Suddenly that downloadable patch you installed last night kicks in and there&#8217;s, like, a lame and badly animated sex scene, right there, right between the graphic bloody part where you <a href=\"http:\/\/www.codenamesa.co.uk\/sanandreas\/screenshots\/319\/fullsize\/\">bazooka&#8217;d the police helicopter<\/a> and the part where the gang-banger gets his lame ass <a href=\"http:\/\/www.codenamesa.co.uk\/sanandreas\/screenshots\/55\/fullsize\/\">beaten with a large handgun<\/a>, and suddenly you&#8217;re like, what the hell? Who stuck this lame badly animated sex in here? Where&#8217;d my soul-numbing ultraviolent racism go? I am outraged. [<a href=\"http:\/\/sfgate.com\/cgi-bin\/article.cgi?file=\/gate\/archive\/2005\/07\/22\/notes072205.DTL\">sfgate.com<\/a>]<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Though I&#8217;m sick of all the news surrounding the hidden sex scenes in Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas I enjoyed this column over on sfgate.com: There&#8217;s Sex In My Violence!  \u00e2\u20ac\u00a8What&#8217;s this lame soft-core porn doing in my ultraviolent &#8220;Grand Theft Auto&#8221;?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[118,139],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4568","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-games","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4568","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4568"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4568\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4568"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4568"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4568"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}