{"id":4585,"date":"2005-09-07T09:50:38","date_gmt":"2005-09-07T09:50:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/?p=4585"},"modified":"2005-09-07T09:50:38","modified_gmt":"2005-09-07T09:50:38","slug":"squirrel_bites_dog","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/?p=4585","title":{"rendered":"Squirrel Bites Dog"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In the battle between animals.  The squirrels shall rule the world:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><strong>Labrador loses to a squirrel<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>When Carl the labrador chased a squirrel into the woods, his owners&#8217; only concern was for his quarry.<\/p>\n<p>But they should have worried about their dog. Because seconds later Carl re-emerged with the grey squirrel firmly clamped to his neck. [<a href=\"http:\/\/portal.telegraph.co.uk\/global\/main.jhtml?xml=\/global\/2005\/09\/02\/nsquir02.xml\">Telegraph.co.uk<\/a>] [via <a href=\"http:\/\/www.warrenellis.com\/?p=1197\">Warren Ellis<\/a>]<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>As my gnome warrior in WoW says, &#8220;Ya&#8217;know. Squirrels are deadly when cornered.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The squirrels shall rule the world: Labrador loses to a squirrel When Carl the labrador chased a squirrel into the woods, his owners&#8217; only concern was for his quarry&#8230;.  Because seconds later Carl re-emerged with the grey squirrel firmly clamped to his neck.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[139,122],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4585","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor","category-random-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4585","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4585"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4585\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4585"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4585"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4585"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}