{"id":4624,"date":"2005-10-02T14:09:58","date_gmt":"2005-10-02T14:09:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/?p=4624"},"modified":"2005-10-02T14:09:58","modified_gmt":"2005-10-02T14:09:58","slug":"for_the_handyman_who_has_every","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/?p=4624","title":{"rendered":"For the Handyman Who Has Everything"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I personally think it should come in a big roll.  It isn&#8217;t really duct tape if it doesn&#8217;t make that noise when you rip a piece off.  It also needs to be multipurpose.  You should be able to use it to build some bizzare contraption with it, like MacGuyver.<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.gizmodo.com\/gadgets\/gadgets\/duct-tape-band-aid-128458.php\">Duct Tape Band Aid<\/a><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/imported-legacy\/images\/2005\/10\/_images_nexcareducttapebandage.jpg\" height=\"286\" width=\"200\" border=\"0\" hspace=\"4\" vspace=\"0\" alt=\" Images Nexcareducttapebandage\" \/><br \/>\nI am a man&#8217;s man. Nothing hurts me. I am pretty much invincible, except when my kitty scratches me. The worse thing is going to the construction site (work as I call it) and getting ridiculed by all of the other guys, and even the women for wearing a daffy duck band aid. This is a duct tape band aid for the most hardcore people out there. No longer will people think you are a baby. I mean honestly, nothing says hardcore more than having duct tape wrapped around a boo-boo. Maybe dipping said boo boo in motor oil and wrapping a used diaper around it is harder core, but not by much.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.ohgizmo.com\/2005\/09\/30\/the-duct-tape-band-aid\/\">The Duct Tape Band Aid<\/a> [OhGizmo!]<\/p>\n<p> [via <a href=\"http:\/\/www.gizmodo.com\/\">Gizmodo<\/a>]<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The worse thing is going to the construction site (work as I call it) and getting ridiculed by all of the other guys, and even the women for wearing a daffy duck band aid&#8230;.  Maybe dipping said boo boo in motor oil and wrapping a used diaper around it is harder core, but not by much.The Duct Tape Band Aid [OhGizmo!]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[121,138,122],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4624","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","category-interesting","category-random-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4624","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4624"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4624\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4624"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4624"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4624"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}