{"id":4662,"date":"2005-11-10T10:15:55","date_gmt":"2005-11-10T10:15:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/?p=4662"},"modified":"2005-11-10T10:15:55","modified_gmt":"2005-11-10T10:15:55","slug":"okay_just_one_more_quiz","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/?p=4662","title":{"rendered":"Okay, just one more quiz"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Okay, one more quiz for the day and I&#8217;ll stop.  But I liked that I was Very Silly.<\/p>\n<p>   <TABLE align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"20\"><br \/>\n    <TBODY><TR><TD align=\"center\"><br \/>\n      <FONT size=\"5\"><B>Very Silly<\/B><\/FONT><BR><br \/>\n      Arbitrary Silly Coordinates: (105,5)<br \/>\n     <\/TD><\/TR><TR><TD><br \/>\n      Now, score each answer as follows:<\/p>\n<p><P>A) 256 points<BR><br \/>\nB) \u00cf\u20ac points<BR><br \/>\nC) -(i<SUP>2<\/SUP>) points<\/p>\n<p><\/P><P>Multiply the score of each answer by the square root of its ordinal number.<\/p>\n<p><\/P><P>Now, take all the answers whose ordinal number is even but not evenly divisible by three and add them together to get an X-axis value.  Take all the answers whose ordinal number is evenly divisible by three but not by two and add them together to yield a Y-axis value.  For all other answers, discard the results; they were red-herrings.<\/p>\n<p><\/P><P><\/P><PRE>               ^________________________________________<br \/>\n         9.001 |       |                 \/|             |<br \/>\n               |       | Write questions\/ |             |<br \/>\n               | Visit | to The Oracle \/  |             |<br \/>\n           F   |Parents|        \/\\    \/   | Libertarian |<br \/>\n               |       |       \/o \\&#8211;* S  |             |<br \/>\n           u   |       |&#8212;&#8212;\/o   \\   l  _&#8211;_          |<br \/>\n               |&#8212;&#8212;-+      \\   o\/\\  e &#8216;    `         |<br \/>\n           r   |   \\_          \\ o\/  \\ e( Date )        |<br \/>\n               |     \\_ Attend  \\\/ o  \\p &#8220;-__-&#8221;         |<br \/>\n           l   |       \\_ party  \\  o \/   |             |<br \/>\n               | Watch   \\_       \\  \/&#8212;-+&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-|<br \/>\n           o   | TV all    \\ __    \\\/                   |<br \/>\n               |  day       ]  &#8212;__|    Play Doom      |<br \/>\n           n   |____________|       +___________________|<br \/>\n               |          \\  Drink  |______             |<br \/>\n           g   | rn        \\heavily_|      |            |<br \/>\n               | alt.       \\     \/        | Oaklahoma  |<br \/>\n           s   | binaries.   >&#8212;<   Do    |            |\n               | pictures.  \/     \\__ your +------------|\n             9 | erotica   \/  lint   \\ laundry          |\n               +-----------------------------------------><br \/>\n               -3                              6.02*10^23<br \/>\n                          F o r t n i g h t s<\/PRE><br \/>\n<P>Finally, print the above chart out on a piece of paper.  Using the X- and Y-axis values you computed earlier, find the corresponding location on the chart and mark it.  Then throw it away and try not to think about it.  You&#8217;ll be glad you did.<br \/>\n     <\/P><\/TD><\/TR><TR><TD align=\"center\"><\/p>\n<p>     <\/TD><\/TR><\/TBODY><\/TABLE><\/p>\n<p><TABLE cellpadding=\"20\"><br \/>\n <TBODY><TR><TD><\/p>\n<p>   <SPAN id=\"comparisonarea\">My test tracked 2 variables How you compared to other people <I>your age and gender<\/I>:<BLOCKQUOTE><TABLE cellspacing=\"4\" cellpadding=\"0\" border=\"0\"><TBODY><TR><TD valign=\"middle\"><TABLE cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"1\" border=\"0\" bgcolor=\"black\"><TBODY><TR><TD height=\"20\" bgcolor=\"#b2cfff\" width=\"15\"><A href=\"http:\/\/www.okcupid.com\"><IMG src=\"http:\/\/is2.okcupid.com\/graphics\/0.gif\" border=\"0\" alt=\"free online dating\"><\/A><\/TD><TD width=\"135\" bgcolor=\"white\"><A href=\"http:\/\/www.okcupid.com\"><IMG src=\"http:\/\/is2.okcupid.com\/graphics\/0.gif\" border=\"0\" alt=\"free online dating\"><\/A><\/TD><\/TR><\/TBODY><\/TABLE><\/TD><TD valign=\"middle\">You scored higher than <B>10%<\/B> on <B>VerySilly-X<\/B><\/TD><\/TR><TR><TD valign=\"middle\"><TABLE cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"1\" border=\"0\" bgcolor=\"black\"><TBODY><TR><TD height=\"20\" bgcolor=\"#b2cfff\" width=\"1\"><A href=\"http:\/\/www.okcupid.com\"><IMG src=\"http:\/\/is2.okcupid.com\/graphics\/0.gif\" border=\"0\" alt=\"free online dating\"><\/A><\/TD><TD width=\"149\" bgcolor=\"white\"><A href=\"http:\/\/www.okcupid.com\"><IMG src=\"http:\/\/is2.okcupid.com\/graphics\/0.gif\" border=\"0\" alt=\"free online dating\"><\/A><\/TD><\/TR><\/TBODY><\/TABLE><\/TD><TD valign=\"middle\">You scored higher than <B>0%<\/B> on <B>VerySilly-Y<\/B><\/TD><\/TR><\/TBODY><\/TABLE><\/BLOCKQUOTE><\/SPAN><\/p>\n<p>  <\/TD><\/TR><\/TBODY><\/TABLE><\/p>\n<table cellpadding=20>\n<tr>\n<td>Link: <a href='http:\/\/www.okcupid.com\/tests\/take?testid=17902761719072399600'>The Very Silly Test<\/a> written by <a href='http:\/\/www.okcupid.com\/profile?tuid=2600411395477943982'>ewhac<\/a> on <a  href='http:\/\/www.okcupid.com'>OkCupid Free Online Dating<\/a>, home of the <a href='http:\/\/www.okcupid.com\/oktest3'>32-Type Dating Test<\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Very Silly Arbitrary Silly Coordinates: (105,5) Now, score each answer as follows: A) 256 points B) \u00cf\u20ac points C) -(i2) points Multiply the score of each answer by the square root of its ordinal number.  Now, take all the answers whose ordinal number is even but not evenly divisible by three and add them together to get an X-axis value.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[139,138,122],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4662","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor","category-interesting","category-random-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4662","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4662"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4662\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4662"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4662"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4662"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}