{"id":4676,"date":"2005-12-06T20:30:51","date_gmt":"2005-12-06T20:30:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/?p=4676"},"modified":"2005-12-06T20:30:51","modified_gmt":"2005-12-06T20:30:51","slug":"all_i_want","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/?p=4676","title":{"rendered":"All I want"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>One of those LiveJournal things:<\/p>\n<p><div style='padding:5px; width: 500px; border: thin solid black'><img src='http:\/\/cthulhu.alfedenzia.com\/images\/Cthulhu-colour.gif' style='float:left;' \/><\/p>\n<h2>Oh Great Cthulhu!<\/h2>\n<p>I have been an extremely industrious devotee this year.<\/p>\n<p>In October, I sacrificed <a href='http:\/\/livejournal.com\/userinfo.bml?user=nyahnyah'><img border='0' src='http:\/\/stat.livejournal.com\/img\/userinfo.gif' alt='[info]' \/><\/a><a href='http:\/\/livejournal.com\/~nyahnyah'>nyahnyah<\/a> to Cthulhu <span style='font-size: small; color: #888888; font-style: italic'>(500 points)<\/span>. In February, I rescued <a href='http:\/\/livejournal.com\/userinfo.bml?user=kynn'><img border='0' src='http:\/\/stat.livejournal.com\/img\/userinfo.gif' alt='[info]' \/><\/a><a href='http:\/\/livejournal.com\/~kynn'>kynn<\/a> from being sacrificed <span style='font-size: small; color: #888888; font-style: italic'>(-200 points)<\/span>. In April, I made a burnt offering to the Dead Dreamer <span style='font-size: small; color: #888888; font-style: italic'>(100 points)<\/span>. In July, I fed <a href='http:\/\/livejournal.com\/userinfo.bml?user=kerrylily'><img border='0' src='http:\/\/stat.livejournal.com\/img\/userinfo.gif' alt='[info]' \/><\/a><a href='http:\/\/livejournal.com\/~kerrylily'>kerrylily<\/a> to a Shoggoth <span style='font-size: small; color: #888888; font-style: italic'>(250 points)<\/span>. In August, I called down the wrath of Yog-Sothoth upon <a href='http:\/\/livejournal.com\/userinfo.bml?user=acadine'><img border='0' src='http:\/\/stat.livejournal.com\/img\/userinfo.gif' alt='[info]' \/><\/a><a href='http:\/\/livejournal.com\/~acadine'>acadine<\/a> <span style='font-size: small; color: #888888; font-style: italic'>(65 points)<\/span>. Last week, I wore an Elder Sign <span style='font-size: small; color: #888888; font-style: italic'>(-10 points)<\/span>. <\/p>\n<p>In short, I have been very good <span style='font-size: small; color: #888888; font-style: italic'>(705 points)<\/span> and deserve the honour of having my body used as a host for one of your servitors.<\/p>\n<p> Your humble and obedient servant, <br \/><span style='margin-left: 0.5in'>gblake<\/span><\/div>\n<p>Submit your own plea to Cthulhu! <\/p>\n<form action=\"http:\/\/cthulhu.alfedenzia.com\/cgi-bin\/dearcthulhu\" method=\"GET\"><input name=\"uname\" value=\"\" type=\"text\" \/> <input type=\"submit\" value=\"Submit to the will of Cthulhu\" \/><\/form><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One of those LiveJournal things: Oh Great Cthulhu! I have been an extremely industrious devotee this year. In October, I sacrificed nyahnyah to Cthulhu (500 points). In February, I rescued kynn from being sacrificed (-200 points). In April, I made a burnt offering to the Dead Dreamer (100 points). In July, I fed kerrylily to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[141],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4676","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-quizzes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4676","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4676"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4676\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4676"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4676"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4676"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}