{"id":4712,"date":"2006-02-20T21:35:46","date_gmt":"2006-02-20T21:35:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/?p=4712"},"modified":"2006-02-20T21:35:46","modified_gmt":"2006-02-20T21:35:46","slug":"while_the_cats","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/?p=4712","title":{"rendered":"While the cats are away"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Tomorrow my parents head down to NOLA to party it up for a week at Mardi Gras.  I&#8217;m a bit envious, but travel like that and NOLA in general probably aren&#8217;t great for my health at the moment.  It also means I&#8217;m stuck home alone once again, this time for a week.<\/p>\n<p>So fair reader, what should I do? Throw a party? Take a road trip? Run around the house screaming? Play WoW for a week straight? Throw a dinner party of some kind also. What? What? What?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tomorrow my parents head down to NOLA to party it up for a week at Mardi Gras.  I&#8217;m a bit envious, but travel like that and NOLA in general probably aren&#8217;t great for my health at the moment.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[121],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4712","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4712","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4712"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4712\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4712"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4712"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4712"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}