{"id":4735,"date":"2006-04-12T18:07:41","date_gmt":"2006-04-12T18:07:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/?p=4735"},"modified":"2006-04-12T18:07:41","modified_gmt":"2006-04-12T18:07:41","slug":"overheard_on_th","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/?p=4735","title":{"rendered":"Overheard on the Mud"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Seen while hanging out on one of the various muds I spend time on:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>My Son is listening to the exchange between me and the controller and wants to chime in on the conversion. I said to my son, &#8220;Just hang on; I will give you a chance&#8221;. I never should have said that because now he is all excited to talk on the radio. As I start to turn inbound on the turn, the Approach control said &#8220;Contact tower when established on the localizer&#8221;. So I told my young Padawan Learner &#8220;OK, when this needle gets here on the dial, push the radio button and tell the tower that 93 Romeo is inbound on the localizer&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>Now imagine this, I am giving basic instrument instruction to a 9 year old. Before I can give him something simpler to say he keys the mike and says &#8220;REBEL BASE, THIS IS RED 5. WE ARE STARTING OUR ATTACK RUN ON THE DEATH STAR&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>Now this was post 9\/11, and before I can key my mike and say anything, the tower jumps on and says &#8220;RED 5, YOUR CLEARED FOR THE APPROACH TO THE DEATH STAR. REPORT HITS AWAY&#8221;<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p> I&#8217;m still curious the source of this, so if anyone has seen it elsewhere let me know.<\/p>\n<p><strong>EDIT:<\/strong> Original story can be found <a href=\"http:\/\/www.beechaeroclub.org\/displayarticle324.html\">here<\/a> I recommend checking it out.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So I told my young Padawan Learner &#8220;OK, when this needle gets here on the dial, push the radio button and tell the tower that 93 Romeo is inbound on the localizer&#8221;&#8230;.  Now this was post 9\/11, and before I can key my mike and say anything, the tower jumps on and says &#8220;RED 5, YOUR CLEARED FOR THE APPROACH TO THE DEATH STAR.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[139],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4735","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4735","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4735"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4735\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4735"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4735"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4735"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}