{"id":508,"date":"2001-12-06T16:12:40","date_gmt":"2001-12-06T16:12:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/?p=508"},"modified":"2001-12-06T16:12:40","modified_gmt":"2001-12-06T16:12:40","slug":"seen_onlinepoon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/?p=508","title":{"rendered":"Seen onlinePoonlarp comes tumbling out"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><STRONG>Seen online<\/STRONG><br \/><I>Poonlarp comes tumbling out of the mural on the wall, landing on the carpet with a soft *thud*<br \/>Poonlarp has arrived.<br \/>A hairy paw emerges from under the bed and swipes at Poonlarp&#8217;s leg.<br \/>Poonlarp says &#8220;THAT&#8217;S NOT A LEG&#8221;<\/I><\/p>\n<p>(Poonlarp is a &#8216;bot that terrorizes a MUSH I hang out on, sometimes it comes out with the damnedest things)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Seen onlinePoonlarp comes tumbling out of the mural on the wall, landing on the carpet with a soft *thud*Poonlarp has arrived.A hairy paw emerges from under the bed and swipes at Poonlarp&#8217;s leg.Poonlarp says &#8220;THAT&#8217;S NOT A LEG&#8221; (Poonlarp is a &#8216;bot that terrorizes a MUSH I hang out on, sometimes it comes out with [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-508","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/508","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=508"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/508\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=508"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=508"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=508"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}