{"id":523,"date":"2001-12-11T13:32:32","date_gmt":"2001-12-11T13:32:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/?p=523"},"modified":"2001-12-11T13:32:32","modified_gmt":"2001-12-11T13:32:32","slug":"i_dont_wanna_gr","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/?p=523","title":{"rendered":"I don&#8217;t wanna grow upI"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><STRONG>I don&#8217;t wanna grow up<\/STRONG><br \/>I wanna just be a kid. I don&#8217;t wanna go to work today.  I&#8217;m already going to be a bit late.  I just don&#8217;t feel motivated. I&#8217;m tired, cranky, and not in the mood to be troubleshooting.  I think I&#8217;ll plan out my vacation schedule today.  And I think at least one day off should be included this week.  That way I can finish up my Christmas shopping.<\/p>\n<p>And while I&#8217;m whining I just want to add that I hate it when the air gets so dry.  I feel like I just spend my whole life drinking water.  Right now I feel like a dry sponge.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t wanna grow upI wanna just be a kid. I don&#8217;t wanna go to work today. I&#8217;m already going to be a bit late. I just don&#8217;t feel motivated. I&#8217;m tired, cranky, and not in the mood to be troubleshooting. I think I&#8217;ll plan out my vacation schedule today. And I think at least [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-523","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/523","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=523"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/523\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=523"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=523"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=523"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}