{"id":558,"date":"2001-12-19T20:47:53","date_gmt":"2001-12-19T20:47:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/?p=558"},"modified":"2001-12-19T20:47:53","modified_gmt":"2001-12-19T20:47:53","slug":"christmas_madne","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/?p=558","title":{"rendered":"Christmas MadnessI got this picture"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><STRONG>Christmas Madness<\/STRONG><br \/><A HREF=\"javascript:showPhoto('images\/blog\/12192001-santa.jpg', 622, 304)\"><IMG ALIGN=\"LEFT\" HSPACE=\"5\" VSPACE=\"5\" BORDER=\"0\" SRC=\"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/imported-legacy\/images\/blog\/12192001-santa-th.jpg\" ALT=\"[santa]\"><\/A>I got this picture on my way into work.  I was stuck in front of this house for about 5 minutes because traffic was backed up.  I could only imagine just what this place would look like at night.  They have a frickin zoo&#8217;s worth of animals in front of the house.  Also, notice that there are two santas.  One right out in front and mini-santa taking a dump in the chimney.  I personally don&#8217;t get the whole &#8216;decorate your house to make it visible from space&#8217; thing.  Growing up my dad would always put a single candle-light in each window and that was about it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Christmas MadnessI got this picture on my way into work. I was stuck in front of this house for about 5 minutes because traffic was backed up. I could only imagine just what this place would look like at night. They have a frickin zoo&#8217;s worth of animals in front of the house. Also, notice [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-558","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/558","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=558"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/558\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=558"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=558"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=558"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}